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The Screaming Witch

by Joelle Wilson

September 22, 2010

The screaming witch

who lives down the lane

beat the shit outta the

zombie who kept trying

to eat her brain.

She yelled “Back off you

decomposing bag of gas

or I’ll shove this broomstick

straight up your ass!”

The zombie paid no mind

to the screaming witch,

he merely tried to grab

the throat of the raving bitch.

They both ended up

struggling on the road

the witch being fed up

spelled the zombie

into a toad.

She then smacked the

hapless amphibian

knocking out his soul

straight into oblivion.

The Witch then walked into

the little pumpkin patch

and stomped and squashed

the little pumpkin’s ass.

The witch cackled

with fun, she chortled with

glee and you should be nice

‘cuz that witch is me.

© 2010 by Joelle Wilson. All rights reserved no part of this may be reproduce din any form without the permission of the author.