Wild Wednesday. Wicked Wednesday. Wildly Wicked Wednesday. This is sure to bring a smile to your face. 🙂
The Screaming Witch
by Joelle Wilson
September 22, 2010
The screaming witch
who lives down the lane
beat the shit outta the
zombie who kept trying
to eat her brain.
She yelled “Back off you
decomposing bag of gas
or I’ll shove this broomstick
straight up your ass!”
The zombie paid no mind
to the screaming witch,
he merely tried to grab
the throat of the raving bitch.
They both ended up
struggling on the road
the witch being fed up
spelled the zombie
into a toad.
She then smacked the
hapless amphibian
knocking out his soul
straight into oblivion.
The Witch then walked into
the little pumpkin patch
and stomped and squashed
the little pumpkin’s ass.
The witch cackled
with fun, she chortled with
glee and you should be nice
‘cuz that witch is me.
© 2010 by Joelle Wilson. All rights reserved no part of this may be reproduce din any form without the permission of the author.
LOL! This poem had me cackling (pun intended) from the first four lines! Nice, adult-rated Halloween humor. 🙂